All Cards
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LET'S GET DRUNK AND HAVE THE SEX
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YOU MAKE MY WILLY GO BIG
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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I STILL DEFINITELY WOULD
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE
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THIS IS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME OLD BEAUTY
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DON'T GET EXCITED, THERE'S NO CASH INSIDE
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ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD
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TIME FOR A SPORTS CAR AND AN AFFAIR
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THIS WAS ALL THEY HAD LEFT IN THE GARAGE
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LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
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BRITCHES
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AFTERNOON
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CURTAINS
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MUM
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SATURDAY
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COCK
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DANGER
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DEREK
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PANTS
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STILL GOT IT
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KEEP IT SEXY
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XMAS COCK
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HAS IT ALL XMAS
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COMING XMAS
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LAST CHRISTMAS
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HAPPY
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FAMILY XMAS
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SANTA
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HAS IT ALL
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LAST ONE
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LIFE LEMONS
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BUMHOLES
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GIVE A MAN A FISH
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WELCOME
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IMPRESS
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NO SLEEP
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BABIES
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EMBARRASSMENT