Mother's Day

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  HORRENDOUS
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  MUM GAS BILL
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  THE SHIT
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  REST OF THEM
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  ALWAYS RIGHT
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  NURSING HOME
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  HOW THE HELL
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  LIE IN
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  TAXI
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  GIVE AWAY
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  LOVELY
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  EMBARRASSMENT
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  INHERITANCE MUM (LARGE CARD)
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  MOTHER DEAREST (LARGE CARD)
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  FIONA
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  DOG CRAP MUM
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  RECKON MUM
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  MUSHY
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  DAD BOUGHT
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  LOVE YOU MUM
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  ONE OF THE STAFF MUM
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  MUM FAVOURITE
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  FACEBOOK MUM
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  AMAZING MUM
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  PAIN IN THE ARSE
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  MY PRESENCE YOUR PRESENT
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  NEXT YEAR IT'S A TEXT
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  WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN'T BUY THIS (FROM THE DOG)
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  WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN'T BUY THIS (FROM THE BABY)
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  THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME
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  THANKS FOR BEING BRILLIANT
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  YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE NAN