Rude

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  MINGE BINGE
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  BOLLOCKS
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  SHITFACED
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  FALAH
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  STILL FANCY YOU
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  MASSIVE TWAT
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  SANTA'S SACK IS BULGING
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  DECK MY BALLS IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN
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  JINGLE MY BELLEND
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  I WANNA EMPTY MY SACK ALL OVER YOU
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUMDER
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKSNIFFER
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER MINGE
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  FUCK IT THIS'LL DO
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  VALID FOR A FIRM HANDY
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  COCK HUNGRY SLUTBAG
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  HOPE YOU GET SUCKED OFF
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  50 HOLY SHIT
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  CUNT
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  THERE'S NO 'I' IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A 'U' IN CUNT
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  YOUR FANNY MUST BE PROPER SMASHED UP (I MEAN, WELL DONE ON THE BABY)
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  TWAT
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  ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU (PREFERABLY NAKED)
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND
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  ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL FIT AS F*CK
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  TICKLE MY TITS IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
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  LUV YOU GINGER BOLLOCKS
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  ANOTHER BASTARD BIRTHDAY
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  OLD ENOUGH TO NOT GIVE A SH*T
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCK
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  SHIT YOU'RE OLD
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE CAT (NOW FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE)
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  GO ON BUGGER OFF
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  HAPPY DIVORCE, HERE'S TO LOTS OF CASUAL SEX
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  I THINK ABOUT YOU WHEN I TOUCH MY BITS
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  HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY YOU SEXY BITCH
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  I'M NOT GIVING YOU A BLOWIE
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  #BELLEND
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  ALL THE OTHER CARDS WERE REALLY SHIT