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  GOT YOU A CARD
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  I FRICKIN LOVE YOU
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LUVVER
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  FAVOURITE BOYFRIEND
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  FAVOURITE HUSBAND
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORTHERN MONKEY
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MASSIVE DIV
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL
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  TICKLE MY TITS IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
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  I PROPER LOVE YOU
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD LUSH
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  SOME BABIES ARE PROPER UGLY BUT YOURS IS LOVELY
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  THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME
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  'TIS THE SEASON TO GET TROLLIED
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  THANKS FOR BEING BRILLIANT
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  IF YOU WERE A HORSE YOU'D HAVE BEEN SHOT BY NOW
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  DON'T GROW UP IT'S RUBBISH
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  70 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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  BLOODY WELL DONE
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  IN OLDEN DAYS YOU'D BE LONG GONE
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY (THERE'S A POO IN THE LOUNGE)
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  60 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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  50 HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?
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  LET ME LICK YOUR FACE (FROM THE DOG VERSION)
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  YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE GRANDAD
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  YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE NAN
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  YOU'RE A HUGE EMBARRASSMENT, BUT I LOVE YOU
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  YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE DAD
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  IF WE WERE DOGS I'D TOTALLY SNIFF YOUR BUM
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  I'M NOT GIVING YOU A BLOWIE
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  I BET YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE PUB
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  THIS'LL DO
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  CONGRATULATIONS LEZZERS
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  CONGRATULATIONS GAYS
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  LOVE YOU GAYS
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  DON'T GO
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  I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE ACTUALLY EMPLOYED YOU
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  GOOD JOB THEY DON'T DO BACKGROUND CHECKS
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  GOOD NEWS, YOU'RE STILL ON MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST
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  I LIKE YOU, I THINK I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU