BUDDY ORIGINALS
A bit more colour to these bad boys. Still honest and but cheeky, but with a bit more... well, colour.
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DON'T GO
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DON'T GROW UP IT'S RUBBISH
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GO ON BUGGER OFF
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GOOD JOB THEY DON'T DO BACKGROUND CHECKS
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME OLD BEAUTY
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HAPPY DIVORCE, HERE'S TO LOTS OF CASUAL SEX
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY YOU SEXY BITCH
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I BET YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE PUB
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I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE ACTUALLY EMPLOYED YOU
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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I LIKE YOU, I THINK I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU
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I THINK ABOUT YOU WHEN I TOUCH MY BITS
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I'M NOT GIVING YOU A BLOWIE
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I STILL DEFINITELY WOULD
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IF WE WERE DOGS I'D TOTALLY SNIFF YOUR BUM
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IF YOU WERE A HORSE YOU'D HAVE BEEN SHOT BY NOW
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IN OLDEN DAYS YOU'D BE LONG GONE
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LET'S GET DRUNK AND HAVE THE SEX
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LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
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SHIT YOU'RE OLD
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SOME BABIES ARE PROPER UGLY BUT YOURS IS LOVELY
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THANKS FOR BEING BRILLIANT
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THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME
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THIS IS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS
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THIS WAS ALL THEY HAD LEFT IN THE GARAGE
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THIS'LL DO
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TIME FOR A SPORTS CAR AND AN AFFAIR
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YOU MAKE MY WILLY GO BIG
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YOU'RE A HUGE EMBARRASSMENT, BUT I LOVE YOU
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YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE DAD
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I FRICKIN LOVE YOU
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TWAT
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'TIS THE SEASON TO GET TROLLIED
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DECK MY BALLS IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN
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S'OK IT'LL BE OVER SOON
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HAVE A GREAT NON-DENOMINATIONAL FESTIVE FUN DAY
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JINGLE MY BELLEND
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I WANNA EMPTY MY SACK ALL OVER YOU