THE CLEAN EDIT 2024
No swears or naughtiness in this lot. Just good old fashioned honest humour your customers will lap up.
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ONE OF THE STAFF MUM
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THE ONE I WANT
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DAUGHTER
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LOVE YOU LOADS
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NAILED IT
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POO PICKER DAD
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DOG CRAP MUM
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BREED
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BIRTHDAY STAFF
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CLEVER SAUSAGE
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FAVOURITE SON
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FAV DAUGHTER
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LET ME LICK YOUR FACE (FROM THE DOG VERSION)
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LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
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YOUR PRESENCE IS MY PRESENT
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THIS'LL DO
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GOT YOU A CARD
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APPY BIRFDAY BRUV
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I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU
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IF YOU WERE A HORSE YOU'D HAVE BEEN SHOT BY NOW
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL
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ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
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DON'T GET EXCITED, THERE'S NO CASH INSIDE
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IN OLDEN DAYS YOU'D BE LONG GONE
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS
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50 HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MASSIVE DIV
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LUVVER
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FAVOURITE SISTER
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70 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN'T BUY THIS (FROM THE DOG)
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FAVOURITE HUSBAND
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MUM TOLD TO GET THIS
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FAVOURITE GAY
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60 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE GRANDAD
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DON'T GROW UP IT'S RUBBISH
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CONGRATULATIONS LEZZERS
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YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE NAN