COLOURFUL RANGE
A bit more colour to these bad boys. Still honest and but cheeky, but with a bit more... well, colour.
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#BELLEND
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#BFF
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18 TODAY, LET'S GET BATTERED
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21 TODAY, NOW GET OUT
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ANOTHER BASTARD BIRTHDAY
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ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL FIT AS F*CK
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BLOODY WELL DONE
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CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A DIV
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CONGRATULATIONS GAYS
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CONGRATULATIONS LEZZERS
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DIRTY FLIRTY THIRTY
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FAVOURITE BOYFRIEND
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FAVOURITE GIRLFRIEND
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FAVOURITE HUSBAND
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FAVOURITE WIFE
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50 HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?
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40 AND STILL HOT AS F*CK
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40 HOW THE SHIT DID THAT HAPPEN?
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40 HOLY SHIT
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (THERE'S A POO IN THE LOUNGE)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE CAT (NOW FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LUVVER
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORTHERN MONKEY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUTHERN FAIRY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCK
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MASSIVE DIV
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD LUSH
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HAPPY DAD'S MOTHERF*CKER
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HAPPY MUM'S DAY FROM YOUR FAVOURITE
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I KNEW YOU LIKED DICKS
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I MUST LOVE YOU, I'VE SEEN YOU POO
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I PROPER LOVE YOU
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LET ME LICK YOUR FACE (BLANK VERSION)
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LET ME LICK YOUR FACE (FROM THE DOG VERSION)
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LET THE BUSH SEE THE WHACKER (I MEAN, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY)
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LOVE YOU DAD (OK DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD)
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LOVE YOU GAYS
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LUV YOU GINGER BOLLOCKS