Square Originals

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  MCBIRTHDAY FACE
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUMDER
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKSNIFFER
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY POO-BUM
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER MINGE
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  FUCK IT THIS'LL DO
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  VALID FOR A FIRM HANDY
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  COCK HUNGRY SLUTBAG
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  HOPE YOU GET SUCKED OFF
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  NEXT YEAR IT'S A TEXT
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  LET'S DO POPPERS
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  FAVOURITE STEP-DAD
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  FAVOURITE GAY
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  50 HOLY SHIT
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  CUNT
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  60 THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE
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  THERE'S NO 'I' IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A 'U' IN CUNT
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  ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
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  YOUR FANNY MUST BE PROPER SMASHED UP (I MEAN, WELL DONE ON THE BABY)
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  TWAT
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  YES, TOTALLY REMEMBERED OUR ANNIVERSARY
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  YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ARSE (BUT I DO LOVE YOU)
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  HAPPY ANNIVERSARY SWEETCHEEKS
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  WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN'T BUY THIS (FROM THE DOG)
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  WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN'T BUY THIS (FROM THE BABY)
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  MUM TOLD TO GET THIS
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  FAVOURITE SISTER
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  YOUR PRESENCE IS MY PRESENT
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE TINKER
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  GOT YOU A CARD
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  IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN?
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  ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU (PREFERABLY NAKED)
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  I FRICKIN LOVE YOU
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LUVVER
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  FAVOURITE BOYFRIEND
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  FAVOURITE HUSBAND
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORTHERN MONKEY
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MASSIVE DIV
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  ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL FIT AS F*CK