Square Originals

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  LOVE YOU GAYS
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  DON'T GO
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  I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE ACTUALLY EMPLOYED YOU
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  GOOD JOB THEY DON'T DO BACKGROUND CHECKS
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  GOOD NEWS, YOU'RE STILL ON MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST
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  I LIKE YOU, I THINK I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU
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  LET'S GET DRUNK AND HAVE THE SEX
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  YOU MAKE MY WILLY GO BIG
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  I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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  I STILL DEFINITELY WOULD
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  I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE
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  THIS IS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME OLD BEAUTY
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  DON'T GET EXCITED, THERE'S NO CASH INSIDE
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  ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD
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  TIME FOR A SPORTS CAR AND AN AFFAIR
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  THIS WAS ALL THEY HAD LEFT IN THE GARAGE
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  LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW