Birthdays

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  GOT DISTRACTED
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  ANOTHER BIRTHDAY?
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  ALL OTHER CARDS SHIT
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  THIS'LL DO
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  BE SO BOLD
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  FUCK IT
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  NO CASH INSIDE
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  MASSIVE TWAT
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  SHIT YOU'RE OLD
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  STILL ALIVE
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  PETROL STATION
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  CLOSER TO DEATH
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  MY PRESENCE YOUR PRESENT
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  COCK HUNGRY
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  YOUNGER THAN YOU
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE
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  BEEN SHOT BY NOW
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  BELLEND
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  NOT GIVE A SHIT
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  PAIN IN THE ARSE
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  YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT
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  MASSIVE DIV
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  NEXT YEAR TEXT
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  BEAUTIFUL FUCK
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  FUCKING LOVE YOU
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  CUNTY
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  MY LUVVER
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  DON'T GROW UP
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  GINGER BOLLOCKS
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  SNIFF BUM
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  WILLY
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  GRUMPY BASTARD
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  HOPE YOU LIKE THIS
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  LUV YOU GINGER BOLLOCKS
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  LUV YOU GINGER MINGE
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  MAKE IT WEIRD
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  LOVE YOU DAD
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  MUM BOUGHT
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  FAV DAD
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  LESS SHIT