Birthdays
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MASSIVE TWAT
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I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS
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APPY BIRFDAY BRUV
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MCBIRTHDAY FACE
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUMDER
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKSNIFFER
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY POO-BUM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER MINGE
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FUCK IT THIS'LL DO
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VALID FOR A FIRM HANDY
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COCK HUNGRY SLUTBAG
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HOPE YOU GET SUCKED OFF
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NEXT YEAR IT'S A TEXT
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LET'S DO POPPERS
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FAVOURITE STEP-DAD
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FAVOURITE GAY
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CUNT
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THERE'S NO 'I' IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A 'U' IN CUNT
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ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
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YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ARSE (BUT I DO LOVE YOU)
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WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN'T BUY THIS (FROM THE DOG)
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WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN'T BUY THIS (FROM THE BABY)
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MUM TOLD TO GET THIS
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FAVOURITE SISTER
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ALL THE OTHER CARDS WERE REALLY SHIT
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ATTENTION-SEEKING BASTARD
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DON'T GET EXCITED, THERE'S NO CASH INSIDE
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DON'T GROW UP IT'S RUBBISH
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TWAT
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME OLD BEAUTY
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YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE DAD
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TIME FOR A SPORTS CAR AND AN AFFAIR
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THIS'LL DO
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THIS WAS ALL THEY HAD LEFT IN THE GARAGE
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THIS IS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS
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I BET YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE PUB
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE
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SHIT YOU'RE OLD
