BIRTHDAYS

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  TOTAL KNOBHEAD
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  BALD FUCK
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  PROPER BELLEND
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  HUGE DICKSPLASH
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  GINGER SHIT
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  LANKY PRICK
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  GOBBY TWAT
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  BUTTMUNCH
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  SAGGY FLAPS
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  DROOPY BALLS
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  SHIT FORGOT
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  ALIVE WELL DONE
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  LARUPPED
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  VAGINA
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  LICK YOUR FACE
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  FROM CAT
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  BUGGER OFF
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  HUNGRY CAT
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  GOT YOU A CARD
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  LITERALLY FIRST CARD
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  BASTARD BIRTHDAY
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  ANOTHER YEAR OLDER
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  ACCIDENT
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  GUYS NOT GOOD
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  MUM SAID
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  LIFE BEGINS
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  SEARCH HISTORY
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  GOT DISTRACTED
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  ANOTHER BIRTHDAY?
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  ALL OTHER CARDS SHIT
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  THIS'LL DO
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  BE SO BOLD
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  FUCK IT
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  NO CASH INSIDE
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  MASSIVE TWAT
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  SHIT YOU'RE OLD
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  STILL ALIVE
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  PETROL STATION
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  CLOSER TO DEATH
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  MY PRESENCE YOUR PRESENT