BIRTHDAYS
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69 IS SO LAST YEAR
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LET ME LICK YOUR FACE (FROM THE DOG VERSION)
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BOTTOMLESS
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#BELLEND
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ANOTHER BASTARD BIRTHDAY
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ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL FIT AS F*CK
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FAVOURITE BOYFRIEND
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50 HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (THERE'S A POO IN THE LOUNGE)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE CAT (NOW FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LUVVER
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORTHERN MONKEY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCK
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MASSIVE DIV
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD LUSH
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLEND
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FAVOURITE GRANDSON
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FAVOURITE GRANDDAUGHTER
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LUV YOU GINGER BOLLOCKS
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OLD ENOUGH TO NOT GIVE A SH*T
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70 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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60 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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TICKLE MY TITS IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
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YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE GRANDAD
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YOU'RE EASILY MY FAVOURITE NAN
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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN?
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GOT YOU A CARD
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE TINKER
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YOUR PRESENCE IS MY PRESENT
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WASN'T SEEING YOU
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LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
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50 HOLY SHIT
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60 THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE
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BOLLOCKS
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BEST DECISION
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ORIGINAL DAD
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COCK
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FAV DAUGHTER
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FAVOURITE SON
