BIRTHDAYS

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  FACEBOOK MUM
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  LOVE YOU MUM
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  DAD BOUGHT
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  POO PICKER BDAY
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  SARCASM CAT BDAY
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  STUPID
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  BETRAYAL BDAY
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  BIRTHDAY STAFF
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  DOG CRAP BDAY
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  PUB
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  BEAUTY
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  SHIT BROWN
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  NORTHERN MONKEY
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  BDAY MINX
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  18 FAKE ID
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  50 HOW PINK
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  POLITE
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  SWEET RELEASE
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  BDAY PETS
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  LIST OF C*NTS
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  DAD DON'T CARE
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  FUCKING DO
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  AFFAIRS IN ORDER
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  WHOOP-DE-DOO
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  PEOPLE ARE SHIT
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  OLD ENOUGH
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  DAUGHTER TWAT
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  LUBE
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  DICK PIC
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  FUCK'S SAKE
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  SEXY FUCKER
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  PREMIUM BEAST
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  WON'T LIE
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  RIDICULOUS TWAT
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  MAJESTIC
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  SCHMIRTHDAY
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  ALL ABOUT YOU
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  39 IS SO LAST YEAR
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  49 IS SO LAST YEAR
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  59 IS SO LAST YEAR